I read laser_jay's Gumpisms. They are very thoughtful. I'm thirsty to hear more.
I got some feedback directly to my mailbox. One asked for more. I don't have any idea, but I can select ten more quotes from Winston Groom's:
� Being an idiot is a lot of fun when ain't anybody looking.�
� Don't poke sticks at the monkeys.�
� Honesty is the best policy unless you are a crook.�
� If somebody says you have a problem with ignorance and apathy, just
say, �I don't know, and I don't give a shit.��
� If you can't see the bottom, jump in, don't dive.�
� If you got to pee, do not talk about it. Just do it. Might not be
time later.�
� Put Tabasco sauce on everything you eat: this way, you can eat very
cheap.�
� Rules are made to be followed, but there are exceptions to all rules
-- and I am one of them.�
� Some people, like me, are born idiots, but many more become stupider
as they go along.�
� You get into a fight, first thing you do is whang yourself over the
head with a frying pan or something. Usually, your opponent will then run
away, figuring that if you were willing to do that to yourself, then what
were you fixing to do to him!�
Some little corrections to the previous LT (two) quotes:
� Don't shoot bricks with anti-tank's barrel behind them, unless you are on top of something.�
� You should take advantage while the anti-tank's sensor to detect the tank's existence across the crystal blocks is out of order.�
Some (eight) jokes in the LT world: (NEW)
A teenager (a rightward anti-tank): Mom, that anti-tank across
the tank mover asked me to marry him.
Mother: What? Those leftward anti-tanks used to shoot our folks
to death.
Bridge: You said you would marry me.
Movable block: Not anymore.
Ice to Thin ice: What you really are, ice or water?
Kid (an anti-tank): Dad, do we go to heaven when we die?
Father: No! You become a solid block.
Q: What will you get if you cross a movable block and a crystal
block?
A: A solid block.
Q: What will you get if you cross a movable block and an anti-tank?
A: A sinkable block.
Q: What will you get if you cross Ice and Water?
A: Thin ice.
Tank mover to Water: If that moron (the tank) jumps onto me, I'll send it to you.
I'm eager to hear more LT jokes from you.
Bye,
Suyono H. Yaphar
laser_jay wrote: